I would go and get my ex pads and what have you. Well one day she was cramping bad, like just...

 I would go and get my ex pads and what have you. Well one day she was cramping bad, like just absolute pain
  So she said there is a list of what she needs on the table, I snatch up list and go to the drug store.
I get the things on the list not even thinking about it. I get pads, pain meds, lube, condoms and candy.
The clerk is looking at me and I could tell she wanted to laugh.
So I just say “Well a man is not a man until he gets blood on his sword.”
And then I left.