"Why you wake me up earlier and earlier as the day goes on?"
"Well I’m a 14 year old Cancer who is clumsy and sleepy."
"Well I’m not getting up anytime soon, ok Daddy?"
"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE QUEEN BERYL!"
"I just need 100 minutes, now can you let me sleep…PLEASE?"
"If you think waking me up in Macedonian is going to get me up, then YOU’RE WRONG!"
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Things my girlfriend says when I try to wake her up...
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