Putting the Fun back in FUNeral!

So two very good friend and I have a pact in regards to our funerals.

The pact stipulates this: whoever is alive at one of our funerals must go to the people who are crying and say “why are you even he didn’t even like you?”

Now those who know any of us three will laugh, knowing that was our little “hahaha” from the grave. Those who get offended obviously didn’t know us well and deserve to feel jilted.

And there you have our brand of misanthropic funeral humor.

PS I’d love it if my body was thrown into the Lion pit at the zoo, but only on a school field trip day…