I went to have blood work done today and they had that I was born in 1893 in their system.
So you’re a vampire?
Would explain my teeth and blood problems that no one can figure out lol
I remember this period of my life where the docs thought I had cancer because my platelet counts were extremely high. They ain’t find shit after 2 years of blood work. Least I got taco bell after each visit cause they took so much for sampling
I had 18 vials taken and I didnt even get apple juice. they always take so much blood :( my blood doesnt like to clot and I bruise v easily. iron is normal, platelet is normal, but my WBC is always always always high.
Damn little homie, I’m about to start calling you Der alte-blut or Wenig halb tot!