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Please let me comb and run my fingers through your beard?

Only if you use a comb made from the femoral bone of Eva Braun’s remains! Please do NOT run your booger-hooks* through my beard, the saber-toothed crotch-crickets might bite you!

*booger-hooks=fingers.


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