Seriously, some of y'all* have made my life easier, funnier and just posited some humanity back into this mean old husk of a man’s life.
If I could, I’d send each of you a book and a thank you card. Buuut I might also send you some Ch3C6H2(N02)3 + Hg(CN0)2, so it’s probably better if'n* I don’t.
* said with a country twang.